A Forewarning--

--To those who may come into my life

I'm a klutz. Dippy. Slightly off my rocker. Childish. Yet mature. I don't know how to hold a conversation unless it's about music, books, or movies. I have a great fear of bugs, and if you laugh when I squeal after seeing one, I'll hit you. I know nothing about what music is currently popular. God forbid I listen to the radio. I tend to make sarcastic remarks to guys I like. (I don't know why.) I'm a hopeless romantic, though I've only told few. I can't dance, though I'd like to, but seriously, don't take me anywhere where I may have to dance. I daydream a lot, and I'd much prefer if you won't make me drive. I'd like the passenger seat where I don't have to focus on the road and not killing anyone. I try to be conscious of other's and their religions, and though I try not to, I end up using the Lord's name in vain a lot. I'm sometimes insecure, yet have days where the quote,"Too glam to give a damn,' describes my feelings toward myself quite well. I have a really bad sweet tooth, and it's not my fault if you give me chocolate and I eat all of it. I love photo-booths, and if you're going to be my friend, you're going to get your picture taken with me inside one. I'm not really athletic, and I'd much prefer having a reading buddy than a jogging buddy. If I have my headphones in, it's not because I don't like you. It's just because music keeps me going. I complain a lot, but if you want me to shut up, tell me to, and it's done. If I get upset/pout, smack me on the arm or shake my shoulders. Tell me to snap out of it, and I will. Know that Gerard Way & Patrick Stump are everything to me, and if I talk to you about them, I trust you. If I talk to anything music related, know that I trust you a ton. I have no inclination to spend my life with people who don't care about me, so please no false bravado. Running your fingers through my hair in an effort to be sweet is impossible unless it's straight; you will get stuck in my curls. I get claustrophobic if you sit too close to me. If I tell you,"I'm fine," know that I'm mad at you. Yet no matter how mad I am, if you can make a joke and get me to laugh, I will immediately soften.

There's a lot I could warn you of. Trust me.

You'll find out most of it in due time.

I wouldn't dare say I'm anything special.

But who knows? Maybe you'll think otherwise.

*I don't know what the heck this was but hopefully one of you was amused by it*