BOFA SURVIVAL KIT

Stupid title.

Like anybody is going to be able to survive BOFA. :P 

But yes. For U.S. denizens, there is one day left before people like me run to the theaters to go see the last Middle Earth movie. I'm lucky enough to have a very kind father who has taken off work for half the day so we can go see the first showing at our local theater. 

I'M SO HAPPY YET I'M SO SAD.

 I decided to do this survival kit post because I feel like most of us Hobbit fans are so frazzled we can't even think about what happens after we see the movie. 

I'll pretty much be sharing what I'm taking to the theater, and what I need when I get back from the emotionally traumatizing movie. xD

Let's get started! Here's an overview of everything I'll need to survive tomorrow. 

Hobbit Shirt

Slightly wishing I had picked up one of the Hobbit shirts from Etsy that had #OneLastTime on it, but STILL A HOBBIT SHIRT IS MANDATORY. 

It wouldn't be the last Middle-Earth movie without wearing this, to me. 

Tissue Box w/ Lyrics On It

Okay, so you saw the whole tissue box thing coming. I'm not really an emotional person when it comes to movies. The only movie I think I ever cried at was Toy Story 3... but look, there's no way I'm getting out of the theaters with dry eyes for BOFA. 

So to make things fun (I.E. more depressing) I wrote the lyrics to Billy Boyd's song,"The Last Goodbye" all over the box. 

Yes I'm crazy.

No, I do not want to be tested. 

I can already prove it. 

Just go look at pictures of my wall. xD

Hobbit Messenger Bag

Because I need something to carry the tissue box in, and I also need something to cover my face whilst I'm crying. 

*sniffling and hurried wiping of tears*

NO CRYING YET. 

That's pretty much all I'll need for the theater.... I think. O_O

(Like I said, all the Hobbit fans are frazzled at the moment. Me included)

And as for stuff when I get back from seeing the movie...

Hobbit Cup & Hot Chocolate

The drink you choose may vary, but the essentiality of it is; pick something that is warm, comforts you, and won't be deterred by a few tears. 

And then make a lot of it and drown your sorrows within your huge cup. xD

Stuffed Animal, Pajama Pants, & Tissue

There's no doubt in my mind that I'll need to cuddle with a stuffed animal for comfort. And getting into warm pajama pants should be relaxing at the very least. 

And yes. More tissue. Just in case. ;)

And that is everything I have in my BOFA survival kit. Not a ton, but sufficient enough to get me through the day... I hope. xD

Hopefully you enjoyed this odd, yet amusing post. 

I'd love to know:

Are you going to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies?
If so, are you going on opening day like crazy me, or at a later date?
Do you have a survival kit?
If not, do you want one? xD

~Adi, The Halfling Writer